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When thigh gaps attack: Target's Photoshop fail goes viral
Tue Mar 11, 2014
Looks like someone got it good & hard down by the pool, and she didn't even take her suit off.
Leah Remini reveals she left Scientology for her daughter's sake
Thu Feb 27, 2014
Ahhh, but this what all churches are designed to do; Suck the life out of you while a few members at the top reap the rewards. The only reason people get suckered into it is because they are told they're doing it for 'god'. What a great scam! LOL
Dad's letter to daughter: Forget makeup; your beauty is inside
Thu Feb 13, 2014
Awww. Well, those will be wonderful words to remember when she's 40 and still living with dad.
Sexting stats: Half of adults' phones contain intimate content
Tue Feb 4, 2014
Just goes to show we're a horny bunch of people. And there's no such thing as monogamy.
FDA targets teens in its first anti-smoking campaign
Tue Feb 4, 2014
In reply to: Putzthedog #17 Then let's do it for everything, because everything eventually kills you, dumb a$$.
Pot buyers add more than $1M to Colorado tax coffers
Mon Feb 3, 2014
In reply to: bigguns666 #103 But you don't own a business, because you're a f*cking dip $hit. I DO own a business and some of my most productive employees smoke cannabis.
NY hiker trapped on Hawaii volcano summit for two days after snowstorm
Fri Jan 31, 2014
This is not a story. I'm tired of hearing about some dumb a$$ who puts himself in harms way and then becomes some sort of psuedo hero when he's rescued. Stay home and save the taxpayers our time and trouble.
Vodka to blame for early deaths of Russian men: study
Thu Jan 30, 2014
And somewhere, a busy body politician is thinking "Let's make a new law, restricting the availability of vodka, because although the majority of the population can handle drinking it just fine, there is a segment that cannot. So let's make everyone suffer and generate more revenue in fines!"
'NFL' heroin busted in the Bronx
Fri Jan 31, 2014
All drugs should be legal. Don't be drugist.
Body hair, flab and more: Store mannequins get 'real' makeovers
Tue Jan 28, 2014
That might make some women shoppers feel more comfortable, but men are still going to pusure the most attractive (i.e. high weight proportionate) women, no matter what kind of 'self validation' goes on in all of the stores.
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